|#10772||Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"|
A: A ball point carrot.
|#10773||Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?|
A: Open other end.
|#10774||Q: What is purple and commutes?|
A: An Abelian grape.
|#10775||Q: What is purple and concord the world?|
A: Alexander the Grape.
|#10776||Q: What is the difference between a duck?|
A: One leg is both the same.
|#10777||Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?|
A: Yogurt has culture.
|#10778||Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?|
|#10779||Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?|
A: A nervous wreck.
|#10780||Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and|
plays like a monkey?
|#10781||Q: What's a light-year?|
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.