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#10230(German philosopher) Georg Wilhelm Hegel, on his deathbed, complained,
"Only one man ever understood me." He fell silent for a while and then added,
"And he didn't understand me."
#10231God doesn't play dice.
-- Albert Einstein
#10232God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
-- Kronecker
#10233God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,
and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg
#10234Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
#10235Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.
#10236Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."
-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"
#10237Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
#10238Gravity brings me down.
#10239Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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