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#10874I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
-- Casey Stengel
#10875I like your game but we have to change the rules.
#10876I never met a man I didn't want to fight.
-- Lyle Alzado, professional football lineman
#10877I realize that today you have a number of top female athletes such as
Martina Navratilova who can run like deer and bench-press Chevrolet
trucks. But to be brutally frank, women as a group have a long way to
go before they reach the level of intensity and dedication to sports
that enables men to be such incredible jerks about it.
-- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"
#10878I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that
it took seven others to beat him!
#10879I would be batting the big feller if they wasn't ready with the other one,
but a left-hander would be the thing if they wouldn't have knowed it already
because there is more things involved than could come up on the road, even
after we've been home a long while.
-- Casey Stengel
#10880I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets
man apart from the animals.
#10881I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
#10882I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to
thank everyone for making this night necessary.
-- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor
#10883I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
-- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees
in the shade.
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