|#1001||Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.|
-- R.E. Schenk
|#1002||Happiness is a positive cash flow.|
|#1003||Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?|
-- Charlie McCarthy
|#1004||Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you|
`there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?
|#1005||He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.|
|#1006||He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.|
|#1007||He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.|
|#1008||He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.|
|#1009||"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from|
Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ..."
|#1010|| "Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"|
"Oh, about $500."
"Whattaya got for collateral?"
"How about an eye?"
-- Sam Giancana
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