|#1341||The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop|
and take a rest.
|#1342||The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to|
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
-- Bill Veeck
|#1343||The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has|
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
|#1344||The opossum is a very sophisticated animal. It doesn't even get up|
until 5 or 6 PM.
|#1345||The optimum committee has no members.|
-- Norman Augustine
|#1346||The opulence of the front office door varies inversely with the fundamental|
solvency of the firm.
|#1347||The other line moves faster.|
|#1348||The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of|
someone to blame it on.
|#1349||The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.|
|#1350||The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.|
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