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#1431Too much of everything is just enough.
-- Bob Wier
#1432Truth is free, but information costs.
#1433Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long.
-- Howard Kandel
#1434Veni, Vidi, VISA:
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
#1435Very few things actually get manufactured these days, because in an
infinitely large Universe, such as the one in which we live, most things one
could possibly imagine, and a lot of things one would rather not, grow
somewhere. A forest was discovered recently in which most of the trees grew
ratchet screwdrivers as fruit. The life cycle of the ratchet screwdriver is
quite interesting. Once picked it needs a dark dusty drawer in which it can
lie undisturbed for years. Then one night it suddenly hatches, discards its
outer skin that crumbles into dust, and emerges as a totally unidentifiable
little metal object with flanges at both ends and a sort of ridge and a hole
for a screw. This, when found, will get thrown away. No one knows what the
screwdriver is supposed to gain from this. Nature, in her infinite wisdom,
is presumably working on it.
#1436Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
#1437VI:
A hungry dog hunts best.
A hungrier dog hunts even better.
VII:
Decreased business base increases overhead.
So does increased business base.
VIII:
The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator
is fifth grade arithmetic.
IX:
Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent
possible to make trivial ideas profound. Q.E.D.
X:
Bulls do not win bull fights; people do.
People do not win people fights; lawyers do.
-- Norman Augustine
#1438Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
#1439 WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:

Firings will continue until morale improves.
#1440Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
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