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#1471When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
#1472When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for
every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss
is away and you get twice as much done.
-- Daniel B. Luten
#1473When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
#1474 When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't
the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!"
"I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe. "I was afraid you
might have some idea that you could borrow from me!"
#1475When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
#1476When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
#1477When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
#1478When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
#1479When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
-- The Wall Street Journal
#1480When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
-- Henry J. Kaiser
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