|#511||G. B. Shaw to William Douglas Home: "Go on writing plays, my boy. One|
of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his
secretary, `Is there a play from Shaw this morning?' and when she says
`No,' he will say, `Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish.' And
that's your chance, my boy."
|#512||Gauls! We have nothing to fear; except perhaps that the sky may fall on|
our heads tomorrow. But as we all know, tomorrow never comes!!
-- Adventures of Asterix
|#513||George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of|
his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note:
"Bring a friend, if you have one."
Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he
had a previous engagement. He also attached the following:
"Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."
|#514||Go ahead... make my day.|
-- Dirty Harry
|#515||God help the troubadour who tries to be a star. The more that you try|
to find success, the more that you will fail.
-- Phil Ochs, on the Second System Effect
|#516||God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant|
and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
-- Pablo Picasso
|#517||God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle.|
|#518||Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.|
|#519||Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's|
leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
-- Princess Leia Organa
|#520||GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):|
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
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