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#2511You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
#2512You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
#2513You will have a head crash on your private pack.
#2514You will have many recoverable tape errors.
#2515You will lose an important disk file.
#2516You will lose an important tape file.
#2517You're already carrying the sphere!
#2518You're at Witt's End.
#2519You're not Dave. Who are you?
#2520You're using a keyboard! How quaint!
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