|#4728||"We'll look into it":|
By the time the wheels make a full turn, we
assume you will have forgotten about it, too.
The single most important word in the world.
An index of the lack of development of a culture.
A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
Never ask two questions in a business letter.
The reply will discuss the one in which you are
least interested and say nothing about the other.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
|#4734||Weinberg's First Law:|
Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
|#4736||Weinberg's Second Law:|
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
|#4737||Weiner's Law of Libraries:|
There are no answers, only cross references.
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