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| #10761 | | Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.
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| #10762 | | Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks.
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| #10763 | | Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
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| #10764 | | Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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| #10765 | | Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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| #10766 | | Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
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| #10767 | | Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
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| #10768 | | Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?
A: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take
the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.
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| #10769 | | Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A: Open other end.
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| #10770 | | Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A: A dinner party.
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