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#5156The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England,
live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America,
live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case: Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
live with a British wife, and eat American food.
--Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
#5157The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.
#5158The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.
-- Nora Ephron
#5159The British are coming! The British are coming!
#5160The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
#5161The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --
it's that they know them *___all*.
-- Susan Dooley
#5162The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
#5163The difference between America and England is that the English think 100
miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
#5164The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it
*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brooks
#5165The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable
in full pursuit of the uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance"
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