If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
|#3779||Bolub's Fourth Law of Computerdom:|
Project teams detest weekly progress reporting because it so
vividly manifests their lack of progress.
|#3780||Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:|
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
You always find something in the last place you look.
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
-- Walter Winchell
A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
(1) When in charge, ponder.
(2) When in trouble, delegate.
(3) When in doubt, mumble.
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the
words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss,
in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an
He who blows his own horn always plays the music
several octaves higher than originally written.
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