|#6153||Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when they grow up,|
they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.
|#6154||Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones.|
|#6155||That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.|
-- Charles Chincholles, "Pensees de tout le monde"
|#6156||The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.|
|#6157|| The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the|
judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.
Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and
ceremoniously handed it to the defendant.
"Congratulations!" declaimed the jurist. "You have just become a
|#6158||The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older|
people, and greatly assists in the circulation of the blood.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith
|#6159||The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable|
Christian forbearance among men.
-- Ambrose Bierce
|#6160||The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half|
by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow
|#6161||The full impact of parenthood doesn't hit you until you multiply the|
number of your kids by thirty-two teeth.
|#6162||The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.|
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