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#4993"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."
#4994Spelling is a lossed art.
#4995Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...
#4996Teachers have class.
#4997The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
#4998The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with
the earliest class.
#4999The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from
one graveyard to another.
-- J. Frank Dobie, "A Texan in England"
#5000The avocation of assessing the failures of better men can be turned
into a comfortable livelihood, providing you back it up with a Ph.D.
-- Nelson Algren, "Writers at Work"
#5001 "The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff
and blow, "is to learn something. That's the only thing that never fails.
You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at
night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love,
you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your
honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for
it then -- to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is
the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be
tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. Learning
is the only thing for you. Look what a lot of things there are to learn."
-- T.H. White, "The Once and Future King"
#5002The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
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