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 | #1661 |  | Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
|  | #1662 |  | But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses. -- Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"
|  | #1663 |  | But this has taken us far afield from interface, which is not a bad place to be, since I particularly want to move ahead to the kludge. Why do people have so much trouble understanding the kludge? What is a kludge, after all, but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, not enough RAM's, poor quality interface and too few bytes to go around? Have I explained yet about the bytes?
|  | #1664 |  | "But what we need to know is, do people want nasally-insertable computers?"
|  | #1665 |  | By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun. -- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April Fool's column.
|  | #1666 |  | BYTE editors are people who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then carefully print the chaff.
|  | #1667 |  | Byte your tongue.
|  | #1668 |  | C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!
|  | #1669 |  | C for yourself.
|  | #1670 |  | C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup
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