|#10230||(German philosopher) Georg Wilhelm Hegel, on his deathbed, complained,|
"Only one man ever understood me." He fell silent for a while and then added,
"And he didn't understand me."
|#10231||God doesn't play dice.|
-- Albert Einstein
|#10232||God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.|
|#10233||God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,|
and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg
|#10234||Going the speed of light is bad for your age.|
|#10235||Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're|
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.
|#10236||Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with|
time travel, you never can tell."
-- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara"
|#10237||Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.|
|#10238||Gravity brings me down.|
|#10239||Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.|
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