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#6017 |  | Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them. -- Will Rogers
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#6018 |  | This land is full of trousers! this land is full of mausers! And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down! -- Firesign Theater
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#6019 |  | Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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#6020 |  | TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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#6021 |  | Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly
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#6022 |  | We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
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#6023 |  | We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities. -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
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#6024 |  | What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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#6025 |  | What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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#6026 |  | What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. -- Steve Martin
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