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#6017Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers
#6018This land is full of trousers!
this land is full of mausers!
And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down!
-- Firesign Theater
#6019Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
#6020TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
#6021Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
-- Walt Kelly
#6022We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
#6023We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
-- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
#6024What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
#6025What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
#6026What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.
-- Steve Martin
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