A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry
salads, family get-togethers; for others, noted as having the best
response time of the entire year.
|#3849||Churchill's Commentary on Man:|
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
1. An exact duplicate, as in "our product is a clone of their
product." 2. A shoddy, spurious copy, as in "their product
is a clone of our product."
|#3855||Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:|
The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated
than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere,
bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.
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