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#10702Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
#10703Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
#10704Q: Heard about the who couldn't spell?
A: He spent the night in a warehouse.
#10705Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
#10706Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
#10707Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
#10708Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
#10709Q: How do you know when you're in the section of Vermont?
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
#10710Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
#10711Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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