|#7068||I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman|
got pregnant, someone left town.
-- Michael Prichard
|#7069||I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.|
|#7070||"I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of|
people waiting to abuse me."
-- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"
|#7071||I GUESS I'LL NEVER FORGET HER. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit|
was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse
being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
|#7072||I have a hard time being attracted to anyone who can beat me up.|
-- John McGrath, Atlanta sportswriter, on women weightlifters.
|#7073||I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and|
to discharge my duties as king as I would wish to do without the help and
support of the woman I love.
-- Edward, Duke of Windsor, 1936, announcing his abdication
of the British throne in order to marry the American
divorcee Wallis Warfield Simpson.
|#7074||I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying,|
and for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would
be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln
|#7075||I know the disposition of women: when you will, they won't; when|
you won't, they set their hearts upon you of their own inclination.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
|#7076||I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they|
didn't is just lyin'!
-- Willie Nelson
|#7077||I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.|
-- Art Leo
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