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#5636You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
#5637You are scrupulously honest, frank, and straightforward. Therefore you
have few friends.
#5638You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
#5639You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
#5640You are standing on my toes.
#5641You are taking yourself far too seriously.
#5642You are the only person to ever get this message.
#5643You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
#5644You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
#5645You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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