|#651||Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.|
|#652||Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.|
Can't you be serious for once?
Snoopy: She is right! I think I had better think
of the more important things in life!
|#653||Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.|
-- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
|#654||Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward!|
Seagoon: Only in the holiday season.
Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!
|#655||Mandrell: "You know what I think?"|
Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you
don't think, right?"
-- Dr. Who
|#656||Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing|
tricks on me and treating me badly.
-- Jorge Luis Borges, from "Writers on Writing" by Jon Winokur
|#657||Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on|
the dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing.
-- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83
|#658||Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!|
-- Monty Python
|#659||"Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching|
Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."
|#660||Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out|
of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
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