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#7108If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
#7109If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
-- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
#7110If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would
be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
-- Frances Rodman
#7111If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would
suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only
fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966,
only two went back to women.
-- Mort Sahl
#7112If the girl you love moves in with another guy once, it's more than enough.
Twice, it's much too much. Three times, it's the story of your life.
#7113If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you
can't afford divorce.
-- Jack Nicholson
#7114If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.
-- Oscar Wilde
#7115If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
-- Gloria Steinham
#7116If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis
#7117If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Anton Chekhov
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