|#7118||If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no|
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
-- Abigail Van Buren
|#7119||If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.|
|#7120||If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who|
cheats on his wife.
-- Ann Landers
|#7121||If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.|
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
|#7122||If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front|
of my nose.
-- Lauren Bacall
|#7123||If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.|
|#7124||If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate|
-- Alan King
|#7125||If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every|
word you say, talk in your sleep.
|#7126||If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur|
boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
-- Anton Chekhov
|#7127||In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend|
yourself to God.
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