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| #2601 | | Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN!
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| #2602 | | "I'm growing older, but not up."
-- Jimmy Buffett
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| #2603 | | Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man.
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| #2604 | | "I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling."
-- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?" that David Letterman's trying
to get everyone to start saying
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| #2605 | | Your own mileage may vary.
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| #2606 | | "Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again."
-- Marvin The Paranoid Android
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| #2607 | | "Send lawyers, guns and money..."
-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
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| #2608 | | "I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs."
- H. L. Mencken
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| #2609 | | "Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom;
Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;
Love is not music; Music is the best." -- Frank Zappa
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| #2610 | | I can't drive 55.
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