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|#1791||Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix.|
-- Rhett Buggler
|#1792||[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made|
The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX
LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by
permitting wonderful co-existence such as; "high quality against low cost,"
"diversified functions with compact design," "flexibility in accessibleness
and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 Dot/Head," "being sophisticated in
mechanism but possibly agile operating under noises being extremely
And as a matter of course, the final goal is just simply to help achieve
"super shuttle diplomacy" between cool data, perhaps earned by HOST
COMPUTER, and warm heart of human being.
|#1793||From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, p. 49, Step 5 of the|
instructions on removing an I/O board from the card cage, comes a new
experience in sound:
5. Turn the handle to the right 90 degrees. The pin-spreading
sound is normal for this type of connector.
|#1795||Garbage In -- Gospel Out.|
|#1796||GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.|
|#1797||Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the|
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
-- John Gilmore
|#1798||Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden: Languages|
whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful. The LISP machine now permits
LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
|#1799||Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"!|
I'm taking a VAX-NAP.
|#1800||//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH|
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