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#7168Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted. In every
relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive. If you
really care about the person, you do what's necessary, or that's the end.
For the first time, I found that I really could change, and the qualities
I most admired in myself I gave up. I stopped being loud and bossy ...
Oh, all right. I was still loud and bossy, but only behind his back.
-- Kate Hepburn, on Tracy and Hepburn
#7169Life begins at the centerfold and expands outward.
-- Miss November, 1966
#7170Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society
being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded responsible
thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money
system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.
-- Valerie Solanas
#7171Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but
certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and
I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can
afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have
absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more
embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).
#7172Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
#7173Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one
young woman and another.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "Major Barbara"
#7174Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking
for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
-- Alan McKay
#7175Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.
-- Lazarus Long
#7176Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait.
They never meet.
#7177Lots of girls can be had for a song. Unfortunately, it often turns out to
be the wedding march.
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