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#3001 |  | "You're a creature of the night, Michael. Wait'll Mom hears about this." -- from the movie "The Lost Boys"
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#3002 |  | "Plastic gun. Ingenious. More coffee, please." -- The Phantom comics
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#3003 |  | The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.
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#3004 |  | If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average.
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#3005 |  | "A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten." -- Doug Larson
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#3006 |  | "The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was." -- Walt West
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#3007 |  | "Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone." -- G. B. Stearn
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#3008 |  | "In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current." -- Thomas Jefferson
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#3009 |  | The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
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#3010 |  | "But this one goes to eleven." -- Nigel Tufnel
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