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#7178Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real
with the ideal never goes unpunished.
-- Goethe
#7179Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
-- Dr. Karl Bowman
#7180Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
-- H.L. Mencken
#7181Love makes fools, marriage cuckolds, and patriotism malevolent imbeciles.
-- Paul Leautaud, "Passe-temps"
#7182Macho does not prove mucho.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
#7183Man and wife make one fool.
#7184Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would
not have chosen a suit by it.
-- Maurice Chevalier
#7185Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the
whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock
#7186Many a man who thinks he's going on a maiden voyage with
a woman finds out later that it was just a shake-down cruise.
#7187Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.
But she can never catch him at it.
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