HomeTilesDesktopsGamesRegisterFAQLinks
Login:
Password:

BGA fortune cookies :: computers
fortune index   all fortunes

#1821Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
#1822Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
#1823HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
#1824Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.
#1825HOLY MACRO!
#1826HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
#1827HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
#1828How can you work when the system's so crowded?
#1829"How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
#1830 How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are
3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand,
who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a
nanocentury.
-- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
  prev   1 ... 29 30 31   32   33 34 35 36 37 38 ... 103   next  


art   computers   cookie   definitions   education   ethnic   food   fortunes   humorists   kids   law   literature   love   medicine   men-women   news   paradoxum   people   pets   platitudes   politics   riddles   science   sports   wisdom   work  

User Functions
You're not logged in! If you don't have an account yet, please register one and get your very own elite (but free) BGA account!
Backgrounds
Animals
Artistic
Aviation
Cars and Bikes
Cartoons
Celebs (female)
Celebs (male)
Cities
Countries
Digital
Food and Drinks
History
Misc
Movies and TV
Music
Nature
People
Seascape
Space
Spiritual
Sports
Search keywords:
Detailed view
Top Backgrounds
link to BGA - contact us
fortunes - donate - advertise
Terms of Service