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#3978fenderberg, n.:
The large glacial deposits that form on the insides
of car fenders during snowstorms.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
#3979Ferguson's Precept:
A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."
#3980Fidelity, n.:
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
#3981Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Corollary:
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
#3982Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.
#3983File cabinet:
A four drawer, manually activated trash compactor.
#3984filibuster, n.:
Throwing your wait around.
#3985Finagle's Creed:
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
#3986Finagle's Eighth Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Ninth Law:
No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to
fake it.

Finagle's Tenth Law:
No matter what the result someone is always eager to misinterpret it.

Finagle's Eleventh Law:
No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened according to
his pet theory.
#3987Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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