|#7188||Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.|
|#7189||Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of|
insincerity possible between two human beings.
-- Vicki Baum
|#7190||Marriage causes dating problems.|
|#7191||Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.|
|#7192||Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet.|
-- Mae West
|#7193||Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be|
surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
-- James Garner
|#7194||Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.|
|#7195||Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.|
-- Roger Price
|#7196||Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one|
undertakes to become nothing.
|#7197||Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer|
exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work
in the brewery.
-- George Jean Nathan
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