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#7198Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
#7199Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
#7200Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins
#7201Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the
burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
-- Calvin Trillin
#7202Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-- Voltaire
#7203Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would
have preferred.
#7204Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
#7205Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
-- Edmond About
#7206Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth.
-- John Lyly
#7207Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
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