|#1241||Riches cover a multitude of woes.|
|#1242||Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.|
Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety. They simply may
sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan after
they regain their composure.
|#1243||Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be|
surprised at how little you have.
-- Ernest Haskins
|#1244||Sears has everything.|
|#1245||Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.|
|#1246|| "Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.|
"An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have
said 'Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now."
"I never ask advice about growing," Alice said indignantly.
"Too proud?" the other enquired.
Alice felt even more indignant at this suggestion. "I mean,"
she said, "that one can't help growing older."
"ONE can't, perhaps," said Humpty Dumpty; "but TWO can. With
proper assistance, you might have left off at seven."
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Glass"
|#1247||Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big|
store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable
prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home
center. And before long home centers were springing up like crabgrass all
over the United States.
-- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
|#1248||Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing|
golf with his boss.
|#1249||So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what|
is the root of money?
-- Ayn Rand
|#1250||So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?|
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