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|#1881||If it happens once, it's a bug.|
If it happens twice, it's a feature.
If it happens more than twice, it's a design philosophy.
|#1882||If it has syntax, it isn't user friendly.|
|#1883||If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.|
|#1884||If it's worth hacking on well, it's worth hacking on for money.|
|#1885||If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot|
to send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think
the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get
lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets
lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa [ucbarpa.berkeley.edu] is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to receive
Net Mail ...
-- Casey Leedom
|#1886||If Machiavelli were a hacker, he'd have worked for the CSSG.|
-- Phil Lapsley
|#1887||If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.|
|#1888||"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."|
-- C. Durance, Computer Science 234
|#1889||If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a|
Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
-- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
|#1890||If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.|
-- Norm Schryer
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