Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
-- Earl Wilson
A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers
to complain about unstructured programmers.
-- Ray Simard
There is an exception to all laws.
2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
|#4052||Grandpa Charnock's Law:|
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
|#4055||Gray's Law of Programming:|
`_n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
time as `_n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
`_n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `_n' trivial tasks.
|#4056||Great American Axiom:|
Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
|#4057||Green's Law of Debate:|
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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