|#6834||I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.|
-- Chauncey Depew
|#6835||I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were|
wearing masks for.
-- James Boren
|#6836|| "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."|
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
|#6837||If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better,|
and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical science can
convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health.
-- Sir Peter Medawar, "The Art of the Soluble"
|#6838|| If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.|
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,
that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"
|#6839||If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.|
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.
|#6840||It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.|
It produces a false impression.
-- Oscar Wilde.
|#6841||It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding|
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
|#6842||It's not reality or how you perceive things that's important -- it's|
what you're taking for it...
|#6843||Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he|
knows what it is.