|#811||This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible|
with raisins in it.
-- Dorothy Parker
|#812|| Three actors, Tom, Fred, and Cec, wanted to do the jousting scene|
from Don Quixote for a local TV show. "I'll play the title role," proposed
Tom. "Fred can portray Sancho Panza, and Cecil B. De Mille."
|#813||Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.|
|#814||To be is to do.|
-- I. Kant
To do is to be.
-- A. Sartre
Do be a Do Bee!
-- Miss Connie, Romper Room
Do be do be do!
-- F. Sinatra
-- F. Flintstone
|#815||Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.|
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-- Bob & Ray
|#817||"Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word|
except in major motion pictures."
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
|#818||Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.|
-- Han Solo
|#819||Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.|
|#820||"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."|
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