Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
|#4061||Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity:|
At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
A French chopping center.
The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
proportional to its desirability.
|#4064||Gunter's Airborne Discoveries:|
(1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft,
the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
(2) The strength of the turbulence
is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof
of his mouth.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with
a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the
phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
A computer owner who can read the manual.
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