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| #10460 | | Round Numbers are always false.
-- Samuel Johnson
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| #10461 | | Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long
period of time.
-- George Carlin
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| #10462 | | Science and religion are in full accord but science and faith are in complete
discord.
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| #10463 | | Science is built up of facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection
of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house.
-- Jules Henri Poincar'e
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| #10464 | | Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
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| #10465 | | Science may someday discover what faith has always known.
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| #10466 | | Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.
-- William Buckley
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| #10467 | | Sentient plasmoids are a gas.
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| #10468 | | Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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| #10469 | | So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your
current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it
into a dumpster. Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of
8-millimeter video equipment.
... OK! Got everything? Well, *too bad, sucker*, because while you were
gone the electronics industry came up with an even newer format that makes
your 8-millimeter VCR look as technologically advanced as toenail dirt.
This format is called "3.5 hectare" and it will not be made available until
it is outmoded, sometime early next week, by a format called "Elroy", so
*order yours now*.
-- Dave Barry, "No Surrender in the Electronics Revolution"
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