The burden of proof.
The wrath of grapes.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
|#4081||Hanson's Treatment of Time:|
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
of other people.
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
|#4085||Harriet's Dining Observation:|
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
All the good ones are taken.
|#4087||Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:|
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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