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#7298The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and
sometimes three.
-- Alexandre Dumas
#7299The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a
tedious book.
#7300 The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
"Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."
#7301The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal
separation gives the man time to hide his money.
#7302The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance
of the woman.
-- Honor'e DeBalzac
#7303The eternal feminine draws us upward.
-- Goethe
#7304The first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence,
and the second the triumph of hope over experience.
#7305The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
#7306The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even
remember her first husband.
#7307The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.
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