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#8003I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
#8004I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
#8005I never killed a man that didn't deserve it.
-- Mickey Cohen
#8006I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas, fils
#8007I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
-- William F. Buckley
#8008I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of
tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for: If
they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go
crude. I'm a very technical boy. So I decided to get as crude as possible.
These days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even
aspire to crudeness.
-- William Gibson, "Johnny Mnemonic"
#8009"... I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was
supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually
made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses ..."
-- Dave Barry, "The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning
Points in l'Amour"
#8010I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
-- Oscar Wilde
#8011I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's
out to get him.
#8012I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce
desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of
the quest.
-- Madeleine Gobeil
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