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#4431 |  | QOTD: "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
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#4432 |  | QOTD: "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
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#4433 |  | QOTD: "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
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#4434 |  | QOTD: "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
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#4435 |  | QOTD: "I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
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#4436 |  | QOTD: "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting position."
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#4437 |  | QOTD: "I never met a man I couldn't drink handsome."
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#4438 |  | QOTD: "I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
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#4439 |  | QOTD: "I sprinkled some baking powder over a couple of potatoes, but it didn't work."
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#4440 |  | QOTD: "I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a horse with one of the horns broken off."
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