|#7338||The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.|
|#7339||The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great|
deal of money. The woman who gives herself takes all your time.
|#7340||There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman|
is one of them.
|#7341||There are four stages to a marriage. First there's the affair, then there's|
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
-- Norman Mailer
|#7342||There are three things I have always loved and never understood --|
art, music, and women.
|#7343||There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them,|
or turn them into literature.
-- Stephen Stills
|#7344||There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before|
marriage and after marriage.
|#7345||There goes the good time that was had by all.|
-- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet
|#7346||There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it|
is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
-- Helen Rowland
|#7347||There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools|
to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it.
So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and war hold him in
check. And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course.
-- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.
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