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| #3016 | | SHOP OR DIE, people of Earth!
[offer void where prohibited]
-- Capitalists from outer space, from Justice League Int'l comics
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| #3017 | | "Roman Polanski makes his own blood. He's smart -- that's why his movies work."
-- A brilliant director at "Frank's Place"
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| #3018 | | "The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists."
-- Dave Barry
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| #3019 | | "I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'"
--Tammy Faye Bakker
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| #3020 | | Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains out.
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| #3021 | | Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be know as Dentists.
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| #3022 | | "I don't believe in sweeping social change being manifested by one person,
unless he has an atomic weapon."
-- Howard Chaykin
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| #3023 | | "Ever free-climbed a thousand foot vertical cliff with 60 pounds of gear
strapped to your butt?"
"No."
"'Course you haven't, you fruit-loop little geek."
-- The Mountain Man, one of Dana Carvey's SNL characters
[ditto]
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| #3024 | | "I mean, like, I just read your article in the Yale law recipe, on search and
seizure. Man, that was really Out There."
"I was so WRECKED when I wrote that..."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
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| #3025 | | "Hi, I'm Professor Alan Ginsburg... But you can call me... Captain Toke."
-- John Lovitz, as ex-Supreme Court nominee Alan Ginsburg, on SNL
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