|#4148||It is fruitless:|
to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactate fluid.
to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with
|#4149||"It's in process":|
So wrapped up in red tape that the situation is almost hopeless.
Slanted to the right to emphasize key phrases. Unique to
Western alphabets; in Eastern languages, the same phrases
are often slanted to the left.
|#4151||Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government:|
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.
It won't work.
|#4153||Jim Nasium's Law:|
In a large locker room with hundreds of lockers, the few people
using the facility at any one time will all have lockers next to
each other so that everybody is cramped.
|#4154||job interview, n.:|
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
|#4155||job Placement, n.:|
Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
|#4157||Johnny Carson's Definition:|
The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
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