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#9354You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
#9355You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can never fool your Mom.
#9356You can fool some of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time,
and that is sufficient.
#9357You can get everything in life you want, if you will help enough other
people get what they want.
#9358You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a
kind word alone.
-- Al Capone
[Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]
#9359You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
#9360You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
#9361You can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first.
#9362You can never do just one thing.
-- Hardin
#9363You can't break eggs without making an omelet.
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