|#3036||A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem.|
|#3037|| "Daddy, Daddy, make|
Santa Claus go away!"
"I can't, son;
he's grown too
"HO HO HO!"
-- Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
|#3038||"If it's not loud, it doesn't work!"|
-- Blank Reg, from "Max Headroom"
|#3039||"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the |
one holding it"
-- Captain Combat
|#3040||Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterman|
|#3041||Delta: A real man lands where he wants to. -- David Letterman|
|#3042||Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman|
|#3043||Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman|
|#3044||"Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is |
good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
|#3045||"Hello again, Peabody here..."|
-- Mister Peabody
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